“…the following is  my Elevator Interview:

“Let me ask you a question?  Is there ever a time when it’s Not good to be humble?  Answer:  Yes.  When you need to give a personal, 30 second verbal job resume, listing your attributes and abilities. The following is mine, please pardon my rudeness when I say:

I am:
CREATIVE, BRIGHT, WITTY, ANIMATED, CLEAVER, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY, INSIGHTFUL, and WISE! I WRITE, DIRECT, PRODUCE, ACT, SING, DANCE, CHOREOGRAPH, and ARRANGE!! In addition, I play the GUITAR, BASS, DRUMS, PERCUSSION  and NUMEROUS OTHER INSTRUMENTS!!!”

In conclusion:

“You need me to help your Company grow.  I’m in business to keep you in Business!!!”

And now, if you have no questions, I will practice one more attribute, HUMILITY!  Thank-you!”